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Three Sermons
One beautiful Sunday morning,
a pastor announced to his congregation: "My good people, I have here
in my hands three sermons...a $1000 sermon that lasts five minutes, a
$500 sermon that lasts fifteen minutes, and a $100 sermon that lasts a
full hour. "Now, we'll take the collection and see which one I'll
deliver.
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Church Bus
We were driving in the church bus, doing a midnight run where we give out
coats, bibles, coffee, food, and the good word to the homeless in our
area. We passed two girls on the road and the pastor asked them if they
needed a coat or food. They said no. He asked them if they wanted a coke.
They replied, "No, we're straight!"
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Another Way to Pray
An old gentleman was strolling
through the park one beautiful day when he came upon child sitting on a
bench, busily saying his ABC's. The old man waited until the child was
through, then said, "I see you're practicing your alphabet."
"No," replied the child. "I was
praying. You see, I don't know how to pray very well so I just give God
the letters and he puts them into the right words!"
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